Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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