i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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