For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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