Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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