WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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