Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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