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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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