your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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