how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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