Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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