dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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