Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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