I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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