If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
