yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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