What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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