How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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