I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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