with your own penis?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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