I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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