You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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