I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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