You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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