The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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