Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
