O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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