can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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