I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
