yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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