Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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