Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
