wakey wakey hands off snakey
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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