So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
