Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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