so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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