would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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