How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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