margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
