It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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