I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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