Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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