Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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