No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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