Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Randomize
