lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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