do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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