normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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