yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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