Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
