This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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