I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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