I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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