Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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