Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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